#i cry when i eat good food

[bruh-please]

This is gonna sound kind of weird, but does anyone else get extreme joy from certain foods? Like I just bit into a banana mochi and almost immediately teared up bc it made me so happy. Y'all, I'm straight up watching a mukbang YouTuber, Tzuyang, and the way she describes the food is just wonderful.

[ratatatastic]

maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"

sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"

"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it

media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)

the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet

[dollypopup]

"Penelope should have chosen Debling!"

My sister in Christ. . .he literally dumped her???

Like just before Colin Bridgerton was on his knees after outrunning her carriage to profess how he can't stop thinking about her in his love me, choose me, I'm yours speech, Debling did the Regency equivalent of calling her a floozy who would undoubtedly cheat on him when he abandoned her for several years to chase his passions (because she would never be one of said passions since she asked outright if he could ever come to care for her and he went 'hmmmm seems unlikely! good thing you have solitary hobbies to occupy you instead!') when he has been given 0 evidence of such other than realizing she liked to look out the window because she had a crush on the boy across the street. I was ready to challenge that man to a duel for Pen's honor

His feelings for her were middling at best, I mean Christ on a Pogostick, after he asked her mum for permission to propose he isn't even happy when he opens the door and Pen is there? She's looking like a snack- nay, a whole ass MEAL, and he can't even smile? He just nods at her and dips the fuck out? You don't think it would kill Penelope to know that both her sisters have husbands who absolutely adore them and she's out here with an absent dude who likely won't even write to her?

Portia's 'Love is make believe!' speech is so transparently full of shit when you realize that we've got Dankworth who is so obsessed with Prudence that he makes heart eyes at her every waking moment and considers her his little bonbon and Albion who loves Phillipa so much that he was waiting for her to consent to sex (not realizing she didn't know what it was) for two entire years because he would never pressure her and so he was content with finishing in his pants when he kissed her to make sure she was comfortable. And you want Penelope to settle for a life of loneliness? When Colin is so besotted with her that he dreams of her and breaks every societal expectation in the book as a notorious People Pleaser to run after her and cannot even wait for the morning after being intimate with her to introduce her as his wife to his family in the middle of the night? You want her to turn down Mr "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" Bridgerton? For LORD PENGUIN?

Be so serious right now

[breadwithdumideas]

This is Bob the chocolate cookie man, he’s too good for the mortal plane, but he is also too good to be eaten by mortal mouths, so he’s in the fridge now, and maybe I’ll eat him at some point when my emotional attachment to him has disappeared

(I’m gonna make him into an oc, just cus I can. If anyone wants to do fanart of Bob, go ahead)

[gaypiece]

if i was a straw hat pt 3

[thefallenangel2008]

My parents: Our daughter has autism? But we've never seen the signs!

Little me: *hates restaurants with live music, cries when fireworks start, suddenly stopped eating a majority of foods right when she started kindergarten and almost vomits whenever she tries to eat these specific foods, is very capable of surviving off of sandwiches and cereal for an entire week when mom makes one of these foods, can't pronounce the letter "r" correctly, obsessed with Ninjago for 3 years straight, likes spinning a lot, dissociates completely randomly, shitty attention span, if she won't drink her daily chocolate milk in the morning she'll be cranky all day*

Therapists: 🤷🏻‍♀️

[errruvande]

I fucking hate comment section under any "when I don't feel like cooking/ easy recipe" videos on YouTube cause fucking uuuughhhhhhh

We get that you hate cooking, eat your doshirak and leave us in peace I love instant noodles for me too from time to time

How people don't understand that there are A LOT of people who like to cook and eat homemade food. They look at the recipe that takes 15 minutes and start crying in the comments "It's tooooo loooooong you're still cooking...." I'm like damn.... She literally boiled a f pasta, cut some veggies and put them in the oven. What exactly is hard in that recipe???

[torgawl]

i'm too mentally unwell for this (people shoving ragbros angst in my face at 10 am)

[ourceliumnetwork]

apparently we're not out of the woods on holiday trauma responses just yet - i'm hoping we're on the tail end of it but like. good lord.

[mars-ipan]

kinda funny when ur brain’s gut instinct is repression so you just kinda watch while your stress and emotions get bottled and corked and the whole time ur just like “that is going to bite me in the ass so bad later but i can’t seem to open the damn bottles without getting glass everywhere so! guess we’ll wait”

[fingertipsmp3]

Why must dieting be absolutely fucking miserable

[florida3exclamationpoints]

[itsalwaysdark]

i just fucking hate having ptsd all of it. so many stupid fucking things send me into fucking hysterics it sucks and i hate it and i dont want itttt anymore i dont want it.

[arkive78]

so looking forward to mashed potato holiday this week ✨🤤

for those of y’all with finals coming up when we get back from break, make sure to rest a bit while you’re studying/writing etc

[ekuns]

hihi tumblr people that knew i was getting surgery, i just want to say it went soooo well!!! my specialist/surgeon said im in remission now!!! theres almost nothign wrong in there anymore! and the aches and pains in my stomach and guts that ive been feeling off and on for a while now were just stomach aches that im not used to having/didnt know the feeling of because im too used to having the disease pains! which is funny in a way. but like!!! remission! again! finally!!!! after all this time!!!!!!

i really super duper cant believe it improved so much in just 2 years. last time i got this procedure done the surgeon at the other hospital was like "i cant believe how horrible your insides are. you should probably be admitted into the hospital but we wont force you to" and now theres almost no issues in there!!!! my injections were working so much better than i thought they were.

im so so so happy right now. once my pcp talks to me and gets the situation with my joints and hands sorted out (hopefully) i can go back to school like how i wanted to for ages! i can finally get to my dream and goal of going to cooking/baking school! i can finally do it!!!!!! and i can also draw again more regularly too!!!! which would be SOOOOO nice!!!!! god im so happy rn if it werent for the anesthetics still in my system id probably be like. cheering. or something

[wishchthumblr]

on todays episode of "mental health issues that could easily be solved by one single thing that i dont have", GET A MICROWAVE!!!

i just know SO many of my eating related issues (not all obviously but a LOT of them) would be solved if this house just had a goddamn microwave

today i ate like... 1/4th of those small frozen pizzas, 1/3rd of a grilled cheese, and 1/3rd bowl of macaroni and meatballs. and yall wanna know why i didnt eat the whole thing of any of them? its cause my stupid adhd ass took too long to eat and the food got cold. and then i Cannot Eat That anymore. so even though i was still hungry i didnt eat the rest of it and just went back to rotting on youtube shorts and being too hungry to do anything and feeling dumb and unproductive and being guilty of making food that i dont eat. just... feeling like a big ol' waste

but the thing is, if i just

✨owned a microwave✨

i could just reheat the motherfucking food and still eat it and not feel like ive wasted that food. ((because since that food is wasted i feel guilty about making it, so i dont make any more food until next meal time, but then i didnt finish that either cause im stupid and eat too slow.))

but we dont have a microwave. only an oven. and yeah maybe i couldve reheated the 3/4th pizza or the grilled cheese in the oven, but then again the oven uses a lot of electricity. and my mom is always complaining that i turn the oven on, forget that its on for a while, and that im wasting electricity. and i was too tired and hungry to deal with that possibility. plus with the oven theres a chance i forget it too long or have it too hot and burn the food and that would just make me feel worse

but we dont have a microwave, because my mom thinks having a microwave leads to "eating more unhealthy foods that you just heat up" instead of "real food". so i didnt reheat any of my food. so i didnt eat it. it got to the point where it got cold and gross so i just threw it in the trash and hope my mom or grandma doesnt notice.

but if i had a microwave, i couldve reheated that food. and i couldve eaten it. ((and yeah, maybe i wouldnt have ate the whole thing, but maybe half at least? that counts right? well it dont really matter if it counts or not cause it didnt happen.))

and then maybe i wouldnt have been feeling like im gonna faint the whole day and maybe i wouldve gotten literally anything done instead of just scrolling on pinterest and youtube shorts for hours and feeling worthless. and maybe if i ate i wouldnt have hurt myself today

but nope. no microwave. it leads to "unhealthy" habits. i guess not eating enough to count as even ONE full meal is healthier since its not "microwave food"

thanks mom